Don’t attempt to do ballet after 3 days of sitting around.

The pain is unbearable. 

I wish you assholes could feel my hair right now and be jealous. 

I don’t know what I did but it’s soft. 

I’ll never talk to you again.

meh.

If you don’t do it, you might get sent to a college where they only teach hog slaughter and ‘gator wrasslin’.

D: is this a real place???

I don’t actually own purple lipstick so the shit on my lips is really uncomfortable. 

I don’t actually own purple lipstick so the shit on my lips is really uncomfortable. 

Couture. 
Fur collar and purple lips. 

Couture. 

Fur collar and purple lips. 

Someone please motivate me to write this essay. 

Goddamit, my parents left for like 6 hours and there is nothing to eat, unless I can find a recipe that involves flour and water and soy sauce but that just sounds nasty. 

Fuck dammit. 

I am a leetle Amish girl, jes?

I am a leetle Amish girl, jes?

yew liek mai hat, jes?

yew liek mai hat, jes?

Aerial view of some damn state.

Aerial view of some damn state.

We were here for a total of 2 hours and the entire time I was so sick that I would curl up in the backseat of the car we rented and refused to get out. 

We were here for a total of 2 hours and the entire time I was so sick that I would curl up in the backseat of the car we rented and refused to get out. 

D.C.

D.C.

ipreferthetermgeek ответил(a) на ваше фото: bby
Oh shit that’s a baby burmese python. They are an invasive species to Florida because during a hurricane; a facility in southern Florida holding these pythons escaped because the building was abandoned.

Hot damn that is so cool. 

bby

bby